Coming soon! Batman vs. __________.
Coming soon! Batman vs. __________.
Ear wax.
The oppressive system of capitalism.
Beyoncé.
Class, pay close attention. I will now demonstrate the physics of __________.
Politics.
The doll that watches me sleep.
Having to pee so bad.
Eating a lightning bug to gain its lightning powers.
Attention students! Principal Butthead is at home recovering from __________. We hope he'll be back soon.
Putting my butt on stuff.
Pizza.
Jesus.
Outback Steakhouse.
Time to put on my favorite t-shirt, the one that says 'I heart __________.'
Boogers.
Some weird guy.
Papa, come quickly! There, in the garden! Do you see __________? Tell me you see it, Papa!
Money.
I'm sorry, Jordan, but that's not an acceptable Science Fair project. That's just __________.
LeBron James.
Father's forbidden chocolates.
Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
Class, pay close attention. I will now demonstrate the physics of __________.
I'm sorry, Jordan, but that's not an acceptable Science Fair project. That's just __________.
War with Canada.
Elegant party hats.
Harry Potter.
Having no friends.
Bombs.
Time to put on my favorite t-shirt, the one that says 'I heart __________.'
A bra.
Bench pressing a horse.
Crying in the bathroom.
The warm August air was filled with change. Things were different, for Kayla was now __________.
Getting my ponytail stuck in my butt.
A horse with no legs.
Mayonnaise.
Running away from home.
A tiny detective who solves tiny crimes.
Filling my butt with spaghetti.
The entire state of Texas.
Diaper beans.
My annoying brother.
Papa, come quickly! There, in the garden! Do you see __________? Tell me you see it, Papa!
A cow.
Time to put on my favorite t-shirt, the one that says 'I heart __________.'
BULBASAUR.
Hey Riley, I'll give you five bucks if you try __________.
The beautiful potato.
Poop jokes!
You need it.
Leisure
Not as fun as Xbox.
4 to 20+ players!
Just like CAH!
Wear a mask!
Shiny and delicious.
Booger jokes!
Real milk flavor.
America's #1 gerbil coffin.
Enjoyment.
Laughter.
Yellow!
Letters!
Humor!
You're still here!
Give us money!
Do you ever go into the bathroom just to fart?
I love you.
Memes!?
Okay.
100% organic.
Activities.
Very nice.
Go to your room!
Leisure.
What's TikTok?
Gluing my butt cheeks together.
A cloud that rains diarrhea.
Hey Riley, I'll give you five bucks if you try __________.
The longest tongue in the world.
Stuffing my underwear with pancakes.
Ages 8 and up!
Introducing
the
all-new
Cards
Against
Humanity:
Family
Edition!
Cards Against Humanity: Family Edition is a new party game that’s just like Cards Against Humanity, except it’s written for kids and adults to play together. Each round, one player asks a question from a black card, and everyone else answers with their funniest white card.
We didn’t just take the adult stuff out of the original game: we wrote a whole new game from scratch and tested it with thousands of families. If you like to laugh at stuff like “filling my butt with spaghetti,” this is the game for you. If you don’t, go fill your butt with spaghetti!
We didn’t just take the adult stuff out of the original game: we wrote a whole new game from scratch and tested it with thousands of families. If you like to laugh at stuff like “filling my butt with spaghetti,” this is the game for you. If you don’t, go fill your butt with spaghetti!
A cloud that rains diarrhea.
Drinking out of the toilet and eating garbage.
Bombs.
Attention students! Principal Butthead is at home recovering from __________. We hope he'll be back soon.
More Cards!
More Cards!!
"My 11-year-old was crying laughing the whole time."
Nicole in Arizona
Nicole in Arizona
"My 7-year-old daughter’s all-time favourite game."
Julia in the UK
Julia in the UK
Download for Free
Just like regular Cards Against Humanity, you can download the Family Edition as a free print-and-play PDF right here. Just click the button.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What is Cards Against Humanity: Family Edition?
It’s a totally new game written from scratch to be fun for kids and adults to play together. The rules are the same as Cards Against Humanity.
Did you playtest the game with thousands of families and consult with child development experts to make sure it’s a fun and safe experience for everyone?
Yes.
Can my kids play this?
We designed the game for ages 8 and up. We encourage parents to look through the cards before playing to remove anything you don’t like.
Is my kid going to have to say swear words?
The content is PG-rated. “Crap” and “boobies” is as bad as it gets.
Is this different from the public beta you released a few months ago?
That was an early draft. This is the final version! We edited the cards and added almost 200 more. It also comes in a fancy box with shiny cards that you don’t need to print and cut apart yourself. Wow!
How many cards?
600 big, stinky cards.
Can I mix this into my regular Cards Against Humanity deck?
We once heard of a man in Dubuque, Iowa who did this, and his butt exploded.
Oh my god.
Yes, it was quite serious. His entire butt exploded all over the place. If you still wish to tempt fate, please note that Family Edition cards are a little wider and have different backs than regular CAH cards.
Can I get this outside of the US?
Yes. Just select your country during checkout. You should know that the game contains American cultural references. We might eventually make special Canadian, UK, and Australian editions, but we’re too tired to do that right now.
When I read the words “Eating pasta out of my pants,” I feel no emotions. Why?
You have lost your “inside smile.” Every child is born with an “inside smile” that is gradually pummelled out of them by the relentless demands of academic credentialism and consumer capitalism.
Is my “inside smile” gone forever?
The only way to be sure is to purchase Cards Against Humanity: Family Edition.
Can I tell you my opinions?
Yes! Fill out this survey after you’ve played and let us know how it went: cah.family/survey.
My kid has a funny idea for a card. Can I submit it?
Submit your kid-authored cards at cah.family/poop. Maybe one day we’ll print them! Probably not, though.
May I please be excused?
Yes, you may.
I love you.
I love you, too.
We're working on some new family-friendly stuff!
Sign up here and we'll let you know when there’s an expansion for the Family Edition. We promise not to email you for any other reason, and we won’t share your info with anybody.
Buy for $29
Buy for $29!